for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
Momma has seen so many asks about this, and it must end.
DO NOT BIND USING ACE BANDAGES.
There are tree things that Momma will be angry at you for- maldirected hate, willful ignorance, and BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES.
What happens when you bind with ace bandages? If you wear them too long where you’re MEANT to, it will cause bruising and swelling like on the foot above.
If you are LUCKY, you will crack a rib or faint and stop binding improperly.
If you are UNLUCKY, you will have the long-term repercussions. These include, but are not limited to scoliosis (pictured above), muscle damage, bruising, rib warping, pain, and breathing issues.
This is because Ace Bandages are made to reduce swelling. When you breathe, your ribs expand to make room for the air. The Ace Bandages register this as swelling, so with every breath you take, they will bind and restrict tighter.
In a worst-case scenario, your bones will be deformed. You will never be able to bind ever again, even if you use proper methods. Your breathing will be severely impaired.
This is advice for anybody who is thinking about binding. Please, PLEASE, bind properly.
Momma loves you, and doesn’t want to see you get hurt.
If you need a cheap binder, go here.
It’s only 6$ with free shipping and binds up to a 106 cm chest (It goes from Asian size S to XXL)
If you need one that’s bigger or smaller than specified and still cheap, contact me and I’ll find you something to the best of my abilities.
Listen to Momma’s advice kiddos, I’ve known people who now have bone deformations due to unsafe binding with ace bandages. Those things are made to contract tighter than it was when you put it on to put pressure on joint injuries. They are not made for your chest. Be safe!
Sorry, but that binder you linked to is unsafe for anyone above an A or B cup. Those binders and next to no elastic in them and simply crush the breasts down, making it very hard to take a breath and will start to cause bruising and swelling. I wouldn’t even recomend small chested people using that binder. It’s made from cheap materials and woven is such a way that once it rips in one spot (which it will.) the entire thing will unravel. Try underworks instead. It’s more expensive, but the binders will last you a lot longer and you can use the coupoun code ‘under10’ to get 10% off.